I had to laugh tonight while filling out a FOID application for Bill. Some of the areas / questions just struck me as odd. For example, eye color....they have the usual brown, blue, hazel, green.....and the last one....maroon. REALLY, who has maroon eyes? I would like to meet you. Well, not really that would be freaky and I would get scared. Question #3.....do you have a mental illness? Honestly, if they do, do they really put that on there? Question #5.....are you mentally retarded? Can you get a foid card if you are retarded? I don't know....maybe you can. What if you are classified as retarded and you don't feel you are; do they lie and say they're not? Question #10.....are you an alien who is unlawfully present in the United States.....are there any aliens who are lawfully present in the United States? And why would they be silly enough to fill out an application for a foid card and say that they were an alien?! That would get you shipped back to Mars faster than you could say Jupiter. Anyway, I just thought some of those were funny.....one question that Bill and I fought over was hair color. I checked gray for his hair color. He lost it....."My hair is brown!" No it's not....it's more gray than anything. We went back and forth, untimately, I checked brown.....but his hair is gray.
I gotta run....a new episode of John and Kate Plus 8 started 20 minutes ago......have a good night!
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